[meme] Suburban sprawl starter pack

https://lemmy.world/post/15815027

[meme] Suburban sprawl starter pack - Lemmy.World

I’m so rich I can sneer at the middle class starter pack

CONTEXT. USE IT.

This was shared in !fuckcars for a reason dammit. OP is criticising the car-centric urban layout of those suburban environments, not the people living there.

Oh, is that what they’re trying to say, that OP is making fun of the middle class? I thought they were being unhinged and saying that these were things that upper-class white people use to view themselves as “superior”.
The fuck? That is what the American middle class looks like. If your life doesn’t look like that, then you’re not middle class.
Or you live in the civilised world
Historically, the ones living in single family suburbs are the classist petty bourgeois. Suburbs were invented by segregationists to price black people out of living in white neighbourhoods.
Don’t forget personal injury lawyer’s offices to capitalize on all of the death and destruction caused by car-centric development
Joumana is watching.
This country is so ugly. I remember taking my first road trip and realizing America is largely just a freeway exit with a gas station, McDonalds, and several big box stores, all with parking lots large enough to host dozens of football matches.
It’s the reason I have little desire to visit other cities in the US. They’re all the same. This image represents nearly every population center in the country. George Carlin said it best, America is just one big shopping mall.
Just some advice for others who want to avoid the same experience: The larger the roads, the less interesting the roadsides. Interstate highways were made for getting from big city to big city and are rarely scenic or memorable.
I love in an old, once-redlined streetcar suburb, and my folks are about a half hour away in New, nearly-exurban tract home development. They love to see their grandson and are happy to babysit him when my wife and I want a date night, but we’ve just about stopped taking them up on that offer because every restaurant in a reasonable distance from their neighborhood is some mediocre, mid-market national chain that’s utterly devoid of charm, serving plates that have been ruthlessly value-engineered to minimize the need for specialized equipment or skilled talent in the kitchen. The area is quiet, I guess, and I’m sure the land was cheap, but there’s no there there.
The fuck? This is what the middle class looks like. If your life doesn’t look like this, then you’re not middle class.

This is just a more verbose way of saying the

Old person: Why don’t kids want to go outside these days?

The outside they built:

meme.

How is it more verbose if you used more words?

I count 39 words in the OP meme, if we just assume the hyphenated words as a single word to give maximal benefit of the doubt.

There are 15 words in the proposed meme from the above comment.

So, where did he use more words?

I assumed the 15 words were just to replace the initial 4.
Ahh. I assumed no additional labels necessary as most of those images would be rather self explanatory considering the proposed setup.

The original meme I was referencing:

Which I think conveys the same idea much more concisely.

This is depressing but mostly true…
I’m so glad I was born in Europe
Apparently so is OP by the way they spell center
But then again OP used the colonial “freeway” instesd of the correct “motorway”
That’s also the Canadian spelling, and most Canadian towns, cities and neighborhoods look like this unfortunately
Canadian here
Hello from West Coast 🇨🇦
What’s the issue with garden style apartments? Always thought they were a nice mix of communal space and higher density living?
They’re not necessarily a bad thing, they’re just not ideal. They tend to have massive amounts of parking and cause induced demand and some of the same issues