List of games that Buddha would not play - Wikipedia

Games Buddha Would Not Play dates to "the 5th or 6th century BC" is the earliest known list of games.

Write a new list called something like "Games Buddha Still Would Not Play" and you'd have a nice historical bookend of the *last* known list of games. (For probably a few seconds.)

@mogwai_poet You gotta carefully time your post to right before the nuclear war and/or BGP Kessler Syndrome event
@mcc Or just write a list bad enough to end civilization
@mogwai_poet was trying to come up with a sufficiently nuclear take in this space… all I can think of is "Chess is overrated" and a lot of professional chess players believe that one. I should sleep
@mogwai_poet Had a dream that an aged Kurt Russell (possibly Val Kilmer) was a gruff, taciturn guide in a snow-swept postapocalyptic landscape, trying to transport people between underground safehouses… his charges would never listen to him and kept getting themselves killed despite Kurt's best efforts… I hoped the Gaming Take that Ends Civilization would reveal itself to me in a dream, but it appears I tuned slightly too far into the future…
@mcc Dream tuning is tricky work