No hablo ingles - Sopuli

### description 4 panel comic. Panel 1: there’s a person and a black swirling mass with arms and legs. The swirly thing says “Hi! I’m your void!” Panel 2: the void says "you can shrink me by feeding me booze! and the person is shown pouring booze in to the void. The void looks a bit bigger than it was in the previous panel. Panel 3: the void says “and junk food!” and the person is shown throwing a burger, fries etc. into the void, which is again bigger than it was. Panel 4: the person says “but now you’re even bigger…”, and the now massive void replies “no hablo ingles.”

*Laughs…

*Frowns

You should check out Buddhism and when you figure that out, teach me. Please hurry, that void is coming closer.
This is pretty damn accurate
are you supposed to just let it sit there or what
I feed mine hallucinogens, seems to help… That and exercising aggressively enough to damage my body so I have a distraction
I think you touch it to different things and see what happens, if I remember my absurdists.
For me it’s sports, 7,5h of uninterrupted sleep, a healthy relationship with my eating habits and I once in a while tell myself that I’m enough and that I believe in myself.
That’s exactly how a black hole behaves.
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I don’t get the joke.
You feel bad. You engage in unhealthy activities in hopes to feel bad less. You end up feeling more bad long term.
and at the end you turn spanish???
I’m the last panel, the void is lying in order to avoid answering for its earlier lies. Pretending you don’t speak English is a fairly common tactic, though I suspect more so in jokes/as a joke than seriously.

can you don’t put punchline in title

it is a bad

This post is basically the shit Redditor starter package.

Did this warning used to blink at you?

My VOIP doesn’t work like that at all.
I remember when mine tried to teach itself Quebecois.
Demanded to be fed poutine and said “tabarnac” a lot?
Osti de caliss de tabarnak de marde.
Mainly to feed a appetite of tv/movie comedies like C’est Pas Moi, C’est L’autre (2004) or OSS:117 (2006) {that one is a 007 parody}. And b-side actresses like Caroline Dhavernas. And get that candy that tastes like soap.

It is inglés.

Without the ‘é’, it says that it doesn’t speak “groins”.

We can correct it in our minds, but as a Mexican scholar explained, this marks in Spanish should not be erased in other languages as they are quite important. It is the difference between “¡Feliz año nuevo!” (Happy New Year!) and “¡Feliz ano nuevo!” (Happy new anus!).

We should definitely erase that second one though!
The void doesn’t actually speak Spanish, it’s just pretending not to understand so that it doesn’t need to justify. Actually adds to the punchline
It’s talking about a grocery store in the south

I do notice that in Spain people are more and more removing the accents because they are annoying to type (with the exception of the ñ which has its own key on Spanish keyboards, besides the ‘l’, where the ; is on a US keyboard.

The other ones are kinda less important anyway and really, people know what you mean anyway. They don’t really think you are wishing them a happy anus (or maybe they do want your anus to be happy in the new year of course, which is nice)

But yeah it confuses auto translators, because Sí (yes) and si (if) is often confused by them.

I lost it at " 🥰"

But as someone with little understanding of the language I’m glad I read this from you and the OC