The stage is set for the housewives reunion. Two couches are perpendicular to a grand armchair. The audience and the housewives take their seats as filming is about to begin. The host walks onto the stage and sits down in the main chair. “Welcome to the Real Housewives of Pop Industry season two reunion” shouts @Kandi.

“Um…” wonders @Normani as @NewYork shouts “WHAT THE FUCK?”. “Where is Andy?” @Kesha asks, wondering why the usual housewives host Andy Cohen is not present.

Kandi tries to explain about Andy’s sexual harassment scandal as @MeghanTrainor pipes up; “you mean the one you’re also involved in?” Kandi flips her off before reaffirming that due to the scandal, Andy has been suspended and cannot host this reunion.

“This is illegal!” shouts @GwenStefani. Normani, who has done her research as part of the presidential campaign, clarifies “actually, it’s not” before she is quickly cut off by Gwen shouting “well it should be!” The housewives squabble amongst themselves as Kandi tries to douse any metaphorical flames. Then, a booming voice shouts “QUIET!”

The voice was none other than New York who has now stood up from her seat and has begun marching towards Kandi. “LISTEN HERE”, she threatens. She explains that she will not tolerate anyone else being the impromptu host and states that she herself is the only rightful choice as she’s “THE ONLY A-LIST CELEBRITY HERE”.

The housewives once again start arguing with each other, but New York isn’t quite finished. Unable to control herself, Tiffany begins attacking Kandi; dragging her off the host chair and onto the floor. Security is soon called.