I think maybe I shouldn’t be allowed to read.
Seriously so far the good parts of Team Topologies are the parts they have taken from other peoples work.
I suddenly remembered the Agile Coach I pissed off a few years ago that angrily told me he had actually been a dev for two years fifteen years ago!
Omg these people are ridiculously condescending
Help. Why do folks love this book?
Please. It is a mashup of 10 other pieces of original work.
If only the mashup made sense. But it doesn’t.
I can’t. “This is how you simplify things for these silly dev folks who struggle to understand even basic stuff.”
“How to break down large domains”
If you think that there is a Perfect Org Breakdown for all the things I believe you don’t know anything about anything.
Fuck it. I will refuse to listen to anyone saying “team cognitive load” to my face.
I posit that this book is result of a bunch of folks who are personally struggling to understand how anything is ever built by anyone.
“Here is example number four of a team who struggled to keep up with requests after a lot of people started to use, love and depend on the thing the team had built”
“They are struggling because… actually… they are extremely dysfunctional and not actually… extremely successful”
Grrrrr 😡
I’m sure they TALKED WITH THEIR USERS ☠️ fuck that monolith behavior.
You should break them up right now. This is the death of software.
Ok, they are ripping off everyone, but they don’t even understand the stuff they ripped off.
“Here is someone else saying you shouldn’t introduce bottle necks. WELL ACTUALLY, that means PEOPLE SHOULDN’T TALK WITH EACH OTHER”
I can’t. Sometimes they stumble into something I agree with and then five seconds later “ah, yes, someone else’s idea”
They are not even internally consistent because they’re ripping off everyone else: you should have stable long running teams, but you should definitely split up the teams because of this fucking number someone else made up which is unfortunately completely different than this other number someone else came up with which you should definitely also use. Except it is an order of magnitude bigger. So. Do that. Right? Get it?? COGNITIVE LOAD!!!
Ok. That’s it. If you say Hot Desking is Good Actually… no.
This book is made for cherry picking quotes to support whatever you want. Just make sure no one else can be bothered to read it.
I think maybe there isn’t a single thought that anyone has ever written about in tech that they haven’t taken into this book. But the only times they make logical sense is when they’re literally quoting other people’s text.
Seriously. I am going to become a software process Luddite after reading this. “Google big, Google scale, Google smart” “You not smart” “Make silos and don’t talk to anyone” “make API call to George, but not too often!”
Dear lord they have now said that Netflix-Spotify-Nokia-Ericsson-Google-dhh-Amazon (and basically everyone else) do stuff and you should do stuff too. But don’t bother the pretty little heads of your cognitively struggling/overloaded teams of some size between 5 and 50 or something.
Breakdown silos by breaking up your long running teams! And… break up the team building database software because that’s basic stuff probably.
We are not allowed to use the words Software Engineering before we stop reading these books.
I will never be allowed to work with any Agile Coach ever
I’m sure they TALKED WITH THEIR USERS ☠️ fuck that monolith behavior.
Vivaldi SocialThis is completely true and also the most devastating burn: this book would’ve been an order of magnitude better if it was written by a large language model.
This is basically just re-making the most dysfunctional orgs pre-DevOps but now with CLOUD! And Ops goes under 5 different names because the ideas have been taken from at least 5 other places. And for goodness sake: don’t talk, but also talk serendipitously while hot desking! And do stuff like Amazon and Google and Nokia and Spotify and… all of the orgs that have ever written about whatever they do.
And I sound smart and deep because AND THIS IS AN ACTUAL LITERAL QUOTE: “a stream should flow unimpeded”
I am deceased 💀
Why do I ever get imposter syndrome? I probably talked to people like a fucking monolith
I know why this couldn’t have been a blogpost: it doesn’t make sense and you can’t hide that in a blog post, people might actually read it all.
I’m gonna try one of these talks… maybe they’re… something
https://mastodon.cloud/@grymt/112491761784898442@[email protected] not sure what's worse, but it's useful to have a look so you know when someone have been too inspired
https://teamtopologies.com/talks
mastodon.cloudI feel bad. I’m sure these folks are perfectly nice people. I probably shouldn’t be allowed to read. But then it would only be fair that no one was ever allowed to quote these books at me.
Ok, it’s been ages since I read about “the Spotify model” but iirc they have written later about changes they made because some stuff didn’t work, but most importantly I seem to remember that a central part was to try stuff and continue with stuff that works for you and drop stuff that don’t? Am I totally misremembering this? Any Spotify people out there?
Oh no the talk doesn’t seem to be better
Ok, I need to know, is it me? Am I just really bad at understanding? What the hell is he talking about? Explain it to me like I’m five in 5 sentences. Please.
https://youtu.be/lj71GcOnIW8?si=hb6TUrdKn38MSMBd
Beyond the Spotify Model: using Team Topologies for fast Flow and Organisation Evolution
YouTubeI feel like the kid in “The Emperor's New Clothes” … am I completely disconnected from reality here?
I’m either having some kind of cognitive break or this is just a org-agile-tech-wordsoup
Seriously. Please. Watch the video. Am I nuts?
@Patricia This thread got me writing a blog post about methodologies and the Spotify Thing - https://arbitrary.name/blog/all/spotify.html .
Then I watched the video and was horrified to find that some fraction of the video was criticism of the Spotify model similar to what I'd blogged, and the rest, while I wouldn't necessarily agree with, was at least comprehensible to me. Obviously management has brain-damaged me.
Yes, the video is wrapped up in word soup.
Do you have any questions I could usefully answer?
@sgf I think you should read the book. The problem isn’t that I don’t agree with the core idea, the problem is there isn’t any coherent core idea. It’s a mishmash of 50 other people’s ideas, that mostly disagree with each other, with no analysis or consistent reasoning. If I was going to try boil the minute “original” idea down it is this:
“Someone else said that microservices are good and monoliths are bad, and this other person said that you should structure your org in the way you want your product to be, and since we have to make micro services (monolith bad ) then we need to make our org behave like a million micro services, except now with people. And also devs are intellectually challenged so make sure they don’t have to think.”
There is zero basis or evidence given that this is even vaguely interesting or right. It is the most intellectually lazy thing I’ve read in years. So… unless you actually read it I think we don’t really have much to discuss.