Dinner. He marvels at the fact that I can eat my wrap without spilling or dripping at all.
Me, downplaying the whole thing: "You know, everyone has one thing they're particularly good at. And that's mine."
Him: "Then.. what's mine?"
Me (without a second thought): "Very persistent, extremely good sex."
He smiles and we carry on eating.
Me, after clearing the table: "So... you got 'mega-good at sex' and I 'doesn't drip while eating her wrap'. You don't have anything to add, do you?"