If you say the magic words, laws don’t apply.

Yeah well your spouse is now my spouse, oogity boogity I said the magic words. Also gimme all your shoes.

Granted. You are now on the hook for her child support payments for my raising her kids.

The one thing a sovcit can never do.

You didn’t capitalize anything so I’m RUBBER and you’re GLUE. It is now your RESPONSIBILITY as I have claimed my RIGHTS.