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Emma (IPG)you have no idea how many times i've thought about making nuclear weapons but stopped because the iTunes Store EULA forbids me from listening to Apple Music while doing so
disclaimer: this post is satirical and designed to mock the itunes store eula's verbosity, it is not a genuine sentiment that i hold
taylor 
Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000
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Mike
kevin
pivotman319 🦊 
@ipg i refuse to believe this is an actual clause
Nyx Phoenix@ipg there’s also a clause in the macOS EULA about not *running* nuclear facilities using apple hardware 🦋
Ben Rosengart@traumaphoenix @ipg I suspect this one is somehow inherited from the Java license, even though AFAIK that no longer ships with macOS. There was an apocryphal story going around that that clause resulted from Sun engineers going white-faced with fear after receiving a tech support call from a nuclear plant — which I sincerely doubt, but it stuck in my mind.
Ari Prakash@traumaphoenix @ipg nuclear tech makes sense, but I'm a bit surprised about disallowing ATC on their hardware (not that anyone would use macs for it)
Ángela Stella MatutinaThat's pretty ordinary. Back in the day they didn't bother specifying so much, but it's been there for a long time.
cc @LevelUp
Jak2k 🏳️🌈@traumaphoenix @ipg
You just need to install @AsahiLinux on the Mac. Then you are allowed to run nuclear weapons using your device.
You just need to install @AsahiLinux on the Mac. Then you are allowed to run nuclear weapons using your device.
@jak2k @ipg @AsahiLinux still goes through iBoot which is a part of macOS, so if apple wanted to sue you they’d probably have half a leg to stand on 🦋
Collette@ipg wait what—i am not allowed to make a missile?
The Penguin of Evil@ipg But using itunes as a instrument of torture is just fine. Which is fortunate given some of the music
MaybeMyMonkeys@ipg this may or may not apply to me
Jencel Panic@ipg You're telling me...
Ohne Quatsch@ipg Ayatollahs hate this trick.
AdamIf you stick to cluster bombs and land mines you should be fine
disclaimer: I am not a lawyer so please don't take this as legal advice
0x4d6165 (Julie or Mae)@ipg "Anarcho" capitalists are quaking!!
0×4a6f4672@ipg making nuclear weapons can be lethal even for the makers by the way. At least two people died from Plutonium exposure and radiation poisoning while making the first atomic bomb: Harry Daghlian and Louis Slotin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin
Tydence@ipg U2 had an album about dismantling an atomic bomb.
What if it’s played in reverse?
Can iTunes do that? Or should I just use Winamp?
What if it’s played in reverse?
Can iTunes do that? Or should I just use Winamp?
mathew
Anthony Sorace
Dr Alice Violett@ipg this is why buying physical media is still so important. Nobody stopping you building a bomb while listening to a CD or vinyl 😁
Tane Piper ⁂
Luka Rubinjoni@ipg But "dirty" radiological weapons are OK, as long as they're not delivered by missile?
🇳𝗮ꜟ𝖼𝘩@ipg
Aw shit. Not chemical weapons too? *Pouts*
Aw shit. Not chemical weapons too? *Pouts*
Gabbo the wafrn dev guy
cynicalsecurity 
@ipg an interesting question becomes what happens when you emit a lethal fart while listening to Apple Music.
Does that count as a potential chemical warfare agent?
Does that count as a potential chemical warfare agent?
Andrea Grandi 🦕@ipg that's why so many people still use Spotify, despite it not having lossless audio
Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
@ipg @marcylunya Darn you Tim Apple!
rollspelosofen@ipg This is how you tell the bad guys apart from the good guys in American movies.
Josh 
@ipg @bitprophet I was incredibly disappointed when (last year, or the year before) the insurance on our camper dropped coverage for nuclear incidents.
Had to completely change our summer plans!
Chris Deluca
a1
SupermoosieBut hasn't your King declared that laws don't matter anymore?
It so, it isn't prohibited by the US anymore and you are good to go.