you have no idea how many times i've thought about making nuclear weapons but stopped because the iTunes Store EULA forbids me from listening to Apple Music while doing so
@ipg there’s also a clause in the macOS EULA about not *running* nuclear facilities using apple hardware 🦋
@traumaphoenix @ipg I suspect this one is somehow inherited from the Java license, even though AFAIK that no longer ships with macOS. There was an apocryphal story going around that that clause resulted from Sun engineers going white-faced with fear after receiving a tech support call from a nuclear plant — which I sincerely doubt, but it stuck in my mind.