emily dogmomI went to the aquarium today and there was a guy in a wetsuit pushing a penguin around on a box, back and forth through the water
someone asked why and he says, "yeah, she kinda just really likes riding on the box"
I'm still not over it y'all
lorddimwit is now @I wanna be the penguin
Adara Astin
@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote@Pineywoozle @lorddimwit @nasamuffin I'm egalitarian about these things: I'd love to be the penguin but I'm also happy to take my turn pushing the box.
@AdaraAstin Well yeah, it’s no fun always being the penguin, but from now on when I want to be pampered my go to phrase is gonna be “But I wanna be the penguin” 🤣 🤣 🤣 @lorddimwit @nasamuffin