I went to the aquarium today and there was a guy in a wetsuit pushing a penguin around on a box, back and forth through the water

someone asked why and he says, "yeah, she kinda just really likes riding on the box"

I'm still not over it y'all

@nasamuffin

Well, who wouldn't.

@violetmadder right? I, too, would like to enjoy a box ride thank you

@nasamuffin

Yes, good wetsuit man, propel me to the places I have never seen!

@violetmadder @nasamuffin In some universe, these are song lyrics from the sixties.