It was bad enough when vendors would add me to listicles in the hope of getting some free PR by my boosting them, but now it’s just all being scraped and generated by AI. Please, just stop.
@wendynather Remember that time when you used cyber...to like...save cyber...from...the cyber..... #cyberhero
@wendynather I got tagged on one of these and was thoroughly confused, especially because I didn’t contribute to the threat report they said I did.
@amstechco Threat hallucinations, that’s all we need
@wendynather its pleasing to see folks indicating that these constant popularity contest variants are dumb and should stop

@wendynather I heard you won an award for being the best at cybering! Oh by the way, they need a woman to keynote. No honorarium or travel assistance. Don’t you feel honored? Is this enough flattery to get you to help fill our lead funnel?

I can only imagine the volume of shit you have to shovel in your LinkedIn and inboxes.