can't tell me this isn't skilled labor 🥑💨

@yurnidiot

context:

harvesting #durian in the #philippines or #thailand

someone up high is cutting off the fruit and dropping it down

it's a heavy hard fruit, a hit to the noggin is definitely life threatening, and durian has killed

it also has lots of big sharp spikes, that's how it catches in the burlap

i'd be dead within the first hour of work

@yurnidiot

the view of the #durian harvesting process from the guy or gal up in the tree:

@benroyce @yurnidiot 👀‼️

Good LORD - the SPEED on those fuckers... 😳

It would be SO flippin' easy to just *slightly* misjudge your catch & take a Bowser nut to the knee/shin 😬🦴

Or if it drops before someone's ready? 🫣

Note: apparently durian trees grow over *FORTY METERS* tall in the wild, but are typically kept to 20 m in orchards.

v = √(2gd) = √(2*9.81 m/s²*20 m)
v = √(392.4 m²/s²) = 19.8 m/s
19.8 m/s = 71.3 km/h = 44.3 mph

...yeah that fruit could end you.👀💀

@GoodNewsGreyShoes @yurnidiot

#durian kills a surprisingly high number of people

this is an article from 2013, somebody just taking a brief media survey and finding 8 deaths

people are scared of sharks

they need to be scared of murderous fruit

also in the article: death by consuming durian. it's high in potassium. if you have a heart condition, probably like the middle aged men mentioned who died, or kidney issues, you should not overconsume durian

https://www.yearofthedurian.com/2013/01/durian-obituaries-of-2012.html

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