_haha_oh_wow_May 16, 2024

Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck

https://sh.itjust.works/post/19394056

Maine Cybertruck Owner Sad Everyone Hates His Truck - sh.itjust.works

Show threadtherealjcdenton
The thing that really made me dislike it is the trunk has a really sharp close that’s just begging for cut someones fingers off
May 17, 2024 at 9:30amWeb
Show threadjj4211May 17, 2024
This seems like an overblown concern. To prove it, I’m going to make a video putting my finger in the way as it closes and I’m sure it will be fine… /s
Show threadIlluminostroMay 17, 2024
“Hold your horses! I’m typing as fast as I can with 6 fingers!”
Show threadOhFudgeBarsMay 17, 2024

Seems as good a reason as any to post this.

Good luck getting it out of your head, by the way.

Cyberfuck

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Show threadImprudent3449May 17, 2024

Funny you should mention that

Why an engineer would use a “learning algorithm” rather than just use a “never crush something” is beyond me. So poorly designed.

'The carrot should have been enough proof': Cybertruck owner shuts frunk on finger to 'test' it after it cuts carrot in half

'Bro did not have a back up plan.'

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Show threadThe Menemen!May 17, 2024
Lol, they used a “learning algorithm” for something we solved decades ago? The responsible engineer needs to have his degree revoked…
Show threadpokemaster787May 17, 2024

So they progressively increase closing force if it keeps detecting something but the owner keeps trying to close it. I can vaguely see the reasoning only if they aren’t confident in the frunk sensor for some reason. I mean garage doors solved this problem forever ago without having to resort to something like that.

I wonder if the “vision-based everything” mandate from Musk applies outside of autonomous driving features? Makes sense to not be confident in it if it’s just a camera…

Show threadTurtleJoeMay 17, 2024

Because Elmo demands that his people redesign the idea of a car from the ground up, just because he wants to prove he’s The Most Special Boy. Remember when they were having all those problems with power steering, and they were like, “hey, our company is basically brand new, we’re still working out some kinks.”

Like, power steering has been solved for a long time now, there’s no need to try to reinvent it.

I’m surprised that they haven’t released any cars with three, five, or six wheels yet.

Show threadRaoulDookMay 17, 2024
What made me not like it is the damn ugly design. It looks like a joke but they are apparently serious enough to sell them looking like that.
Show thread_haha_oh_wow_May 17, 2024
I take it you haven’t heard about the doors cutting people up? Yeah, that’s a thing.
Show threadilikecoffeeMay 17, 2024
And no crumple zones, apparently…