jeffwRomney Says He’d ‘Have Immediately Pardoned’ Trump If He Were Biden
elbuchoWell, not that we needed one, but I really appreciate you giving us a reminder for why we should never ever make you president, Mittens. It’s very thoughtful of you.
Gradually_AdjustingDon’t worry, at some point he’ll say one normal thing and people will remark on how he’s so reasonable compared to the others.
lagomorphlectureHe has a punch card that Moscow Mitch gave him. He gets to say 1 reasonable thing every 3 months and punch the card every time. Once the card is full he gets his Russian check for doing his duty to make the party look normal and reasonable without ever having to vote reasonably. If he actually votes reasonably he has to give the card back and can’t get his check.