Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf Installing a bidet at home was life
changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small
proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working
conditions.
I relate to this on such a deep level. I really dread using any toilet that doesn’t have a bidet now. I can’t figure out why they aren’t everywhere . It has to be better for the environment.
Go for a portable one. Be clean and proud. Nobody is gonna ask you about the flask-thing anyway unless they want one.
www.happypo.de
No idea if it has a translated site, but it’s quite butt-forward anyhow.
Die Po-Dusche - Das erste Bidet für alle
Das mobile Bidet aus "Höhle der Löwen"! Sauberer als jedes Klopapier ✓ Umweltschonend ✓ Gepflegtes Körpergefühl ✓ Die WC-Dusche für zuhause & unterwegs
We have those in the US as well. They’re meant for women who just gave birth to clean their privates. The hospital gave my wife 3 that we got to take home since they can’t reuse them.
Yeah, but this “portable bidet” is literally the exact same product that has been marketed towards post-partum women in the US. I mean that literally, it’s the exact same product made in China, marketed by some slimy western asshole as a “revolutionary portable bidet!!!1!11!”