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Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

I relate to this on such a deep level. I really dread using any toilet that doesn’t have a bidet now. I can’t figure out why they aren’t everywhere . It has to be better for the environment.
Go for a portable one. Be clean and proud. Nobody is gonna ask you about the flask-thing anyway unless they want one. www.happypo.de No idea if it has a translated site, but it’s quite butt-forward anyhow.
Die Po-Dusche - Das erste Bidet für alle

Das mobile Bidet aus "Höhle der Löwen"! Sauberer als jedes Klopapier ✓ Umweltschonend ✓ Gepflegtes Körpergefühl ✓ Die WC-Dusche für zuhause & unterwegs

HappyPo
We have those in the US as well. They’re meant for women who just gave birth to clean their privates. The hospital gave my wife 3 that we got to take home since they can’t reuse them.
Bidets can generally also be used for lady parts, but it isn’t just for that. In the link, it does call itself “butt shower”.
Yeah, but this “portable bidet” is literally the exact same product that has been marketed towards post-partum women in the US. I mean that literally, it’s the exact same product made in China, marketed by some slimy western asshole as a “revolutionary portable bidet!!!1!11!”