@RikerGoogling I like to picture him as a time traveler who went back in time, thought he could create the successful companies he knew from his past, and is just utterly failing at it.

@RikerGoogling no problem commander, it's a common misconception, but after rigorous historical analysis, it was concluded that Elon Musk just wasn't that smart

@RikerGoogling the brain implants became self aware

@RikerGoogling He didn't. But he tried to make everyone believe he did.

@RikerGoogling Because he's always looking for new ways to force himself on people.

@RikerGoogling I thought it was The Borg who invented Musk to act as a distraction for when they come swooping in for all of us! 😱😱

@RikerGoogling because he was bored with too much money in his hands. we should have stopped him, but everyone said he was a genius.... turns out he wasnt...

@RikerGoogling He didn't, he bought the company, called himself "founder", and sued everyone who called him out.

@RikerGoogling he maximized free speech by plugging every brain into every other brain.

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He didn’t; the Borg invented Elon Musk.

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Same reason Elon does anything. He was feeling insecure.

@RikerGoogling He kept failing at assimilation?

@RikerGoogling To have sex with someone that he doesn't have to pay.

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He was lonely.

@RikerGoogling Because Elon Musk is a social moron who invents shit just because he thinks it's a good idea.

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To help implement the Torment Nexus

@RikerGoogling yeah that poor guy in the Tesla he shot into space? First Borg, First Contact too 🤘🏼#bummer

@RikerGoogling that's just an insult to Star Trek and the Borg 🤣

@RikerGoogling why didn't he invent the bong. loser.

@RikerGoogling the Borg are communist regime who decided to add implants for more productivity. The opposition went to gulag. Resistance is futile

@RikerGoogling he didn't, though. He stole them from someone else, and took credit. The code he wrote for the Borg? They rewrote it themselves. Hell, they refused to assimilate him because his addition would negatively impact the collective.