This is what over 65 dating looks like...
Via DM...
Her (a smilodon): You're a really good looking man!
Me: Thank you!
Her: We should meet for coffee. I'm in Knoxville quite often.
Me: I love meeting new people.
[more small talk]
Her: I hope you're into hair pulling and *** spanking cause I love it!!
Me: laughing
10 days complete silence....
Her: Guess where I am?
Me: .oO("Mental institution?")
Me: IDK where?
Her: Hospital! I fell down and broke my hip!
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