š¹Early to RISA š§Anon looks up Danish cuisine
SanctusI want to try the long egg.
KowowowGo suck a long egg
Iāll teach your grandmother to suck long eggs!
Me love egg long time.
This video shows one way to make them, but doesnāt really help with my impression that thereās something strange in the state of Denmark. It also makes me think these long egg tubes could probably be used as heated pocket pussies.
LONG EGGS (how it's made) - LONG EGG HACK - Spoon and Paw, #2
Based on the video, there seems to be multiple opportunities for use of the heated pocket pussy
but doesnāt really help with my impression that thereās something strange in the state of Denmark.
This is what us Swedes have been saying all along.
And youāre right about everything except your misconception that us being weirdos is a BAD thing š
southsamuraiDammit, now I gotta fuck an egg for science (this time)
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snooggumsI want to try it!
HupfNext up: Frying Jacob
After that: Rappelling Jacob
š° š š± š¦ š³ š¦ š° š® šWhatās wrong with the chickens is more what Iām thinking.
Dr. WeskerWait until you see long egg nog.
EvilCartyenLiterally never seen or had this in Denmark.
Well, apparently you missed out: https://scienceinfo.net/the-truth-behind-the-famous-30cm-long-chicken-eggs-in-denmark.html
How do you devil it?
Tempt it with a good dill.
MacN'CheezusThatās rich coming from an American but Iām also surprised these havenāt become a thing here yet. Americans love convenience over everything, including human (or animal) dignity.
We prefer our hardboiled eggs de-shelled and single packaged in plastic in order to maximize waste, thank you very much!
MinnesotaGoddamI crack my egg into a ziplock bag and then souz vide it until hard boiled because fuck all yāall
souz vide
Garage is terrible. Canāt believe anyone still listens to it after like 2002.
Iām not sure that they do. The meme could be from the mid to late 90s as far as we know, it was just the only iteration of the car hole exchange I could easily find š¤·
Fair point, friend.
Might I recommend frinkiac.com for all your Simpsons related meme needs.
Wow, thanks, thatās great! Or as Moe would put it:
Youāre welcome. All I ask is that you pay it forward and pass on the knowledge. Or as Homer would say
ivanafterallIn a pinch, you can also just flush a piece of plastic wrap down the toilet every time you eat a slice of long egg for the same effect.
cosmicrookieI believe that these are manufactured eggs in order to minimize waste. Instead of wasting the ends, and the smaller slices with no or little yolk, the yolk and whites from eggs are separated and reunited to make uniform slices of boiled egg.
Nobody would serve this. Its for use in kitchens, canteens and restaurants
NGL my family would love this. Nobody likes the ends, and I always hate it going to waste.
That, or you know, teach your family that food waste is not ok
Iām going to be real with you, famines donāt occur because my wife doesnāt eat the bottom end of the egg.
Famines or not, 17% of all food available to consumers is wasted. Thatās 900 million tons a year!
In the US, itās much worse, with 30-40% of the entire food supply going to waste!
If youāre not going to be part of the solution, at least donāt be part of the problem.
AnUnusualRelicUsa #1 !
I tried to donate my lobster shells and chicken skins to Feeding America, but they would only take it if itās canned.
Well, time to get a canning machine.
I am Danish and I have never seen thisā¦
BOMBSActually, you just saw it, so you have seen it
Hard to argue with that logic š
I too am Danish and have seen this online before, but never āin the wildā, as it were
I think Lemmy is pretty wild.
Sometimes, I guess š¤·
This is fineš„š¶āš„Whatās the censored word
MeDuViNoXI think it rhymes with maggots.
And also means āa bundle of sticksā
Together, strong.
Heartache to heartache