Oh hey, the Alarmingly Bad Discord server is getting together to play (and stream!) a D&D One-shot in a little over a month

We'd like to crowdsource some of the broad strokes of the campaign!

Help us figure out what shenanigans we'll be up to by voting on the polls belowđź§µ

Player level:
3
11.1%
5
33.3%
7
33.3%
9
22.2%
Poll ended at .
Beginning Location:
The Hideous Child Tavern
17.1%
Bottom of the ocean
17.1%
The world’s worst circus
34.3%
Restrictd library section
31.4%
Poll ended at .
The Team:
The chosen of god(s)
11.8%
An unlucky thieves’ guild
58.8%
A band on tour
23.5%
Escapd prisonrs (amnesia)
5.9%
Poll ended at .

The Quest:

1) Save a dragon from a princess
2) Stop a package from being delivered
3) Find the perfect sandwich
4) Find someone to buy this egg

(elaborated here because the poll only allows 25 characters per option)

Saving dragon
25.7%
Stopping package
31.4%
Finding perfect sandwich
28.6%
Selling egg
14.3%
Poll ended at .
The secondary villain:
Sir Tik of Tok
3.4%
Bench Appearo
24.1%
Eel Onmusk
34.5%
Just a pile of rats
37.9%
Poll ended at .
@AlarminglyBad
Biggest rat king ever. And, although they can't untangle themselves, they have managed to coordinate attacks.
@AlarminglyBad
Oooh, biggest rat king ever with a hive mind.