Alarmingly BadMay 1, 2024

Oh hey, the Alarmingly Bad Discord server is getting together to play (and stream!) a D&D One-shot in a little over a month

We'd like to crowdsource some of the broad strokes of the campaign!

Help us figure out what shenanigans we'll be up to by voting on the polls below🧵

Show threadAlarmingly Bad
Player level:
3
11.1%
5
33.3%
7
33.3%
9
22.2%
Poll ended at .
May 1, 2024 at 11:12pmWeb
Show threadAlarmingly BadMay 4, 2024
Beginning Location:
The Hideous Child Tavern
17.1%
Bottom of the ocean
17.1%
The world’s worst circus
34.3%
Restrictd library section
31.4%
Poll ended at .
Show threadAlarmingly BadMay 7, 2024
The Team:
The chosen of god(s)
11.8%
An unlucky thieves’ guild
58.8%
A band on tour
23.5%
Escapd prisonrs (amnesia)
5.9%
Poll ended at .
Show threadAlarmingly BadMay 9, 2024

The Quest:

1) Save a dragon from a princess
2) Stop a package from being delivered
3) Find the perfect sandwich
4) Find someone to buy this egg

(elaborated here because the poll only allows 25 characters per option)

Saving dragon
25.7%
Stopping package
31.4%
Finding perfect sandwich
28.6%
Selling egg
14.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadAlarmingly BadMay 11, 2024
The secondary villain:
Sir Tik of Tok
3.4%
Bench Appearo
24.1%
Eel Onmusk
34.5%
Just a pile of rats
37.9%
Poll ended at .
Show threadtudzaMay 11, 2024
@AlarminglyBad
Biggest rat king ever. And, although they can't untangle themselves, they have managed to coordinate attacks.
Show threadtudzaMay 12, 2024
@AlarminglyBad
Oooh, biggest rat king ever with a hive mind.
Show threadObsoleteMay 9, 2024
@AlarminglyBad
My life is #3
Show threadBen CurthoysMay 9, 2024

@SNerd @AlarminglyBad I have good news for you.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/gallery/2010/apr/07/how-to-make-shooters-sandwich

How to make a shooter's sandwich

Of the almost infinite possibilities suggested by the technique of putting something between two chunks of bread, one Edwardian great stands top-hat, head and shoulders above the rest

the Guardian
Show threadObsoleteMay 9, 2024
@bencurthoys @AlarminglyBad
Sandwich history:
https://lor.sh/@SNerd/111245324212339273
Stanley Nerdlinger (@[email protected])

Sandwiches only became popular after the Earl of Condiments introduced the Earl of Sandwich to the Earl of Mayonnaise and Mustard #nerlingersjokes

lor.sh
Show threadRaysOfRedMay 7, 2024
@AlarminglyBad I’m a Blood fan, so hell yeah the Chosen…
Wait no
Show threadtudzaMay 7, 2024
@AlarminglyBad
Indeed, those of us in the WWC thought of ourselves as the chosen of gods. What we were chosen for is another matter.
Show threadAlarmingly BadMay 8, 2024
@tudza maybe *we* are the clowns
Show threadtudzaMay 4, 2024
@AlarminglyBad
Gotta vote for the WWC, I used to work there.