@lowqualityfacts wait, are you sure this isn't a real quote?

@lowqualityfacts High quality fact detected.

@lowqualityfacts you don't have to make that stuff up, dudes and dudettes, reality beats satire in this nutcase

@lowqualityfacts Takes one to know one

@lowqualityfacts “And to think I’d only been using it on myself before that!”

@lowqualityfacts He's a real life super villain.

@lowqualityfacts elons so great ! He should buy Twitter that company could use fresh ideas !

@lowqualityfacts How can he be the worst? Vacuums are awesome!

@lowqualityfacts that's the only Elon thing that sucks in a good way

@lowqualityfacts elon sucks

@lowqualityfacts My carpet is so much cleaner now thanks to Elon Musk.

@lowqualityfacts What a weird little pasty hobgoblin of a man.

@lowqualityfacts
Pigeons fly backwards to shit on Elon.

@lowqualityfacts well, Elon’s parents gave born to a device that sucks, which is way more pathetic.

@lowqualityfacts he didn't invent the vacuum, he is the vacuum

@lowqualityfacts “I invented a car that sucks. End of sentence.” #FixedIt

@lowqualityfacts he did invent the wheel tho

@lowqualityfacts More like "I bought a company that invented a device that sucks up crumbs, I, Elon Musk, all alone, invented the vacuum."

@lowqualityfacts dude reminds me so much of Wheatly from Portal 2,