Tomi T AhonenMr Meadows? Congratulations, you've just been upgraded in the Trump Frequent Felon Prorgram. Arizona has just moved your criminal status from 'defendant' to 'indicted'.
Hate a nice day
MZacke@tomiahonen "Trump Frequent Felon Prorgram" 😂 Is there any notable club membership benefits? Matching prison slippers? Discounts on extra slippery prison soap bars? Other "on premise" perks like pants if you forgot to put them on, gas mask in case meeting The Fartfather? So many great offers could be in there
@zacke_ Ah yes! All members to TFFP the Trump Frequent Felon Program get a 10% discount on all Trump Shuttle* flights. They can enroll for one semester free at Trump University*. They get one complimentary Trump Steak* per month and their bonus points are paid in Trump Bucks*.
* not currently available