checkmate, big geology!!

https://mander.xyz/post/12530265

checkmate, big geology!! - Mander

Just put up some “no eruption” signs.
The sign won't do much good without force of law. We need legislation outlawing these eruptions.
That goes without saying. We need to regulate volcanic burp strength, ejaculation mass and toxic fumes. Pyroclastic flows as well.
We still talking volcanos or have we moved on to regulating Taco Bell and porn?
I see no reason to differentiate
But if we regulate burp strength, ejaculation mass, and toxic fumes, my husband won’t have any hobbies left!
That’s harsh. He might get a permit if he promises to not kill entire villages at a time.