@GlassShine I only read "pee", "poo" and "you fucking loser", but that summarizes station announcements pretty well, and the first two summarize some stations pretty well, too.
@GlassShine tfw auditory processing disorder
@GlassShine Haha I thought this was a local specialty, but I guess its a universal constant
@GlassShine i read "Peem Poom" as being those cursed sounding chimes from the Lincolnshire Poacher numbers station
@GlassShine I can feel the anxiety
@GlassShine hehe yep. Something the local metro has worked on, but when out of the car in the giant some, it is very much that way.

@GlassShine speech bubble in second panel reads:

Train 3621, head to platform. And you, fucking legend[/loser(?)]

@GlassShine This so much with HoH with speech processing disorder.
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