@rbreich "you might wanna stay away from tea and windows"

No more sex until you actually win something.

@rbreich No, no. We fake your death and you escape to Russia. Would I kill you for real?

@rbreich 'Time to shave your head buddy'.

@rbreich
In my country "friends" we let launder money for us make sure Russia's adversaries do not get military or humanitarian aid.

@rbreich 'You had better get this right or you'll fall out of a window at Trump Tower.'