Mastodawn

Our 3rd most-read article of 2024. - - - - - -Read an interview with the creators of this piece over on our Patreon page.

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

@KevinMarks I feel personally attacked.

@KevinMarks finally, a way to gatekeep young people from my adult website

@KevinMarks I failed but I'm the oldest millennial.

@jaykass you're the king of the Xillennials?

@cutts I am no king!

@jaykass we need no king!

@cutts just so very old (compared to my co-hort)

@KevinMarks Now I'm interested in the versions for other generations...

@KevinMarks I am text book definition millennial and couldn’t make it past the first test

@KevinMarks @hypebot Shit this is good.

I was this many days old when I learned that there is a scat singing fox at the end of that video.

@KevinMarks the "Text PHAT" on the old nokia got me