The Picard ManeuverA shadow of his former self
Boomer Humor DoomergodThis is why I prefer Admiral Nelson’s rum.
Also because it’s quite a bit cheaper.
mipadaituDefinitely a lower quality rum though.
Kraken if you want something a little better, or Sailor Jerry if you’re looking for something comparable in quality.
Though none of them are what I would call “premium”
I’m mostly looking to get drunk for as little money as possible
Calico Jack – different and sadly shittier historical figure, but the rum is damned drinkable for the price.
Nelson was a huge proponent of slavery so I don’t know how much worse Calico Jack could be.