In a society where privacy had any meaning at all, the top executives at UnitedHealth would be fired -- with no golden parachutes -- or, better yet, indicted for their incompetence and indifference. https://techcrunch.com/2024/04/22/unitedhealth-change-healthcare-hackers-substantial-proportion-americans/
UnitedHealth says Change hackers stole health data on 'substantial proportion of people in America' | TechCrunch

The health tech giant processes 15 billion health transactions a year, and handles health information for about half of all Americans.

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@dangillmor in a society where healthcare had any meaning for public good and not corporate profit, an organization like UnitedHealth wouldn't exist to begin with

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It's OK!

The person who lives in the office basement sorting incoming mail—not at all busy these days, but they're kept on as a favour to their mom—has been found to be at fault and has been fired.

All taken care of. Nothing to see here. Be about your business, citizens.

@dangillmor imagine if this was a Japanese company… the entire c-suite and board would commit seppuku for bringing such shame to themselves and their families.
@dangillmor No excuse for not taking care to secure the data that has med you so much money!
@dangillmor burn them at the stake
@dangillmor Also the #TechCrunch headline. "UnitedHealth lets hackers steal patient data through incompetent security practices and management malfeasance" Fixed it
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UHC exists solely to steal our healthcare. Lax security is just a bonus.

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I'd say that sucks, but the odd chance that the perpetrators might dump that info online somewhere is really my only shot (short of hiring a lawyer) at finding out if my medical record has been red flagged, when, by whom, and why.

Perhaps there will be a nice class action lawsuit later. We can all join up to receive pittance checks.

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If there was willful neglect of safety features, just to save money, criminal charges should be made those responsible. A year of ID monitoring is cheaper than making the data more secure.