A $199 jump rope with a $12 monthly subscription. The world is doomed. I'm calling it.

https://www.theverge.com/24134172/crossrope-amp-jump-rope-set-review

Is Crossrope’s smart jump rope worth $200?

I spent a month testing the $200 Crossrope AMP Jump Rope Set. There’s a lot to like, but it’s hard to recommend for casual users.

The Verge
@grumpygamer Part of the problem is that 'review' websites are determined to give a fair shake to anything, and the more clickbaity the headline, the better. This denies the fact that $200 on a skipping rope plus a monthly subscription is objectively FUCKING STUPID!