Mastodawn

A $199 jump rope with a $12 monthly subscription. The world is doomed. I'm calling it.

I spent a month testing the $200 Crossrope AMP Jump Rope Set. There’s a lot to like, but it’s hard to recommend for casual users.

The Verge

@grumpygamer I thought the article would be a cynical piece mocking the thing but no :D

That's impressive. I usually try not to be too judgmental but anyone buying this is an idiot 😐