UltragigagiganticThis won't hurt me a bit
hOrniAnd they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.
Something Burger 🍔Gotta protect vital organs.
The_Cunt_of_Monte_CristoBecause X-ray can not penetrate bones?
But can it penetrate boners?
It depends how hard boners are.
Jojo, Lady of the WestWhat about squishy, juicy eyeballs? Or the back of your throat, for dental X-rays?
It’s actually really logical.
Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn’t really.
So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn’t
Also: where pee is stored. And we can’t be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?
The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss
Bones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts
That’s why I had a scrotal bone installed. Pure lead. My balls is like Magneto down there.
I recently got my hips xrayed and I got zero protection for the boys.
Priorities!
Think of the children!