In case anyone else needed a good belly laugh today.
@chu Thank you. I will never ever get sick of Cybertruck schadenfreude. Natural justice is my favourite kind of justice.

@greg @chu

Here's the link for anyone interested. But beware, Futurism chooses to display its text in light grey on a white background which is hard to read.

https://futurism.com/cybertruck-brick-car-wash

#wankpanzer

Cybertruck Turns Into Large Metal Brick After Going Through Car Wash

As one recent Tesla Cybertruck owner found out, even a car wash was able to defeat the 6,600-pound pickup.

Futurism

@BobLefridge @greg @chu

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Don't wash in the sun and No windshield wiper fluid either?

Auto car wash will void warranty?

Sounds like the vehicle is not made to withstand basic wear and tear. It is not consumer ready.

Everyone get together and file a class action law suit.

#RustyMusky

@Betterifyouneil @BobLefridge @greg @chu it's going to take about 4 years then Tesla will be forced to offer a 100% recall.

This is a defective product that's not fit for purpose. Forced refunds are given for this bullshit all the time.

@WagesOf @Betterifyouneil @BobLefridge @greg

can't get your money if the company doesn't exist anymore. Overall sales are down, the other cars are still exploding regularly... the only thing still going up is his ego.

@chu @Betterifyouneil @BobLefridge @greg isn't he set to get $56b in bonuses this year?

That company is so fucked up.

@WagesOf @Betterifyouneil @BobLefridge @greg

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I'm not privileged enough to understand executive compensation math. It seems to defy all standard rules of mathematics we learn in engineering school. I've studied calculus, fluid dynamics, even some quantum mechanics but none of this applies to executive compensation math.

The ratios don't make sense and clearly my education precludes me from understanding this kind of complex math.