Aerospace chocolatiers prepare a Ferrero Rocher for launch into low earth orbit
Hopefully it’s orbit doesn’t decay too much or it’ll break apart from tidal forces after passing the Rocher limit

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Those hazelnut radioisotope generators are so yummy.

@RL_Dane @cinebox This would go lovely with some bose-einstein condensed milk!

@muvlon @cinebox

Quite! Just be careful as it likes to crawl up the sides of the cup

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G’damnit. I told them I hate liquid helium centers… Can’t they for once use solid state semiconductor based radiative balanced cooling?!
@cinebox now I am hungry for one…or a dozen.
@cinebox why stop at LEO? They launched a Mars bar into solar orbit. Why should this golden boy settle for less?
@cinebox Where it will tantalise those below.
@cinebox "The success of this launch will be particularly sweet"

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Feels more like...

Real Genius (8/8) Movie CLIP - Jerry's House of Popcorn (1985) HD

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@cinebox Rolling the red carpet out to spoil any prospective alien ambassadors
@cinebox I thought we put Astro Roca into orbit in the late 60s during the first choco-space race.
@cinebox I see they've made more progress than the Terry's Chocolate Orange micro-sat.
@cinebox they should all be launched there actually
@cinebox people often wonder why it takes so much fuel to put a tiny rocher into space. but to carry rocher into space you need fuel, and to carry that fuel into space to burn it later, you need even more fuel. the solution to this conundrum was first described by russian scientist Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, and is therefore known as the Tsiolkovsky rocher equation
@daniel_bohrer that and hazelnut spread has a terrible specific impulse
@cinebox That's the best use of that overrated confection I've seen to date!
@cinebox Thanks for the confirmation that they're doing things on the cheap.

@cinebox oh, ambassador, you are spoiling us with your delicious earth confectionery!

(also: "aerospace chocolatiers" is gonna be my next band name.)

@cinebox Scientist found it will be sweetest satellite in Earth's orbit.

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What the actual...

*rifles through all my #BINGO cards...*

Nope.

All those people in the pic need are orange skin and green hair...

@cinebox ESA (European Sweets Agency) or NASA (Nougat And Saltletts Agency) ?!
@cinebox Not if I get to it first!
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"Ambassador, with these satellites you are really spoiling us."
@cinebox knew it was coming soon