Why was the Human Torch banned from signing autographs?

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Why was the Human Torch banned from signing autographs? - lemm.ee

Because it’s unacceptable to sign an autograph using a firearm

John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece The Thing. The themes of paranoia and isolation are so perfectly explored; it launched the career of Keith David, who is just a treasure; the performances are all immaculate; and those effects. My god, the effects.

I love Keith David.

This my favourite joke involving him:

Instant death

Rick and Morty: instant death

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