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I think that whenever my airways casually close up.

Everyone’s talking blocked sinuses but took your comment to mean asthma.

While every other cave person is running down a mammoth my asthmatic ass would be dying because of pollen or dust.

I assumed sleep apnea. CPAP users of today are the past’s “dang he died mysteriously in his sleep, oh well!”
As a CPAP user; when I don’t use it I relate to ‘dying in my sleep’ way too much.