If the British government recovered fragments of the sword Excalibur and decided to have it re-forged for nation-building reasons, how would they go about it?
Local mediaeval re-enactment blacksmith
3.9%
Outsourced weapons contract for BAe systems
40%
Prime Minister’s chauffeur’s bestie
33.9%
Blade hardened by stabbing a benefit claimant
22.2%
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@cstross
Should, and current conspiracy-of-fools Would, are rather different.