Me: Hey, do you sell any angry video games?
The shopkeep:
@ioletsgo This is just me noticing something and definitely not saying it’s wrong, but I think this is the first time I’ve seen “shopkeep” with a determiner. Like saying “the shopkeep” instead of just “shopkeep”.

Languages be weird sometimes
@helical if it helps with anything i think i was high when i made that post