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RealGravitas -Citizen Saboteur@SmudgeTheInsultCat Also, was that the plan all along? If so, then why all the bad feelings toward Judas? He either followed the plan or was responsible for Jesus's bad weekend. If that wasn't the plan then what was the plan?
Shark Attak@CWilbur @SmudgeTheInsultCat
It's not clear if J knew all along; so was his a heroic sacrifice, or has his death the same weight as one in Lethal Company?
It's not clear if J knew all along; so was his a heroic sacrifice, or has his death the same weight as one in Lethal Company?
@SharkAttak @SmudgeTheInsultCat As i recall, he said to the crew “One of you shall betray me.” Seems like a direction to me. But regardless, he knew then.
🇺🇦 Johnydon 
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To be fair, it was a long weekend.
To be fair, it was a long weekend.
Prema Marsik@Johny28 @SmudgeTheInsultCat lol, wanted to write the exact same sentence
cliffordheath@Johny28 @SmudgeTheInsultCat Dead Friday night, alive again Sunday morning. How do they count that as three days? It's not even 1.5
gpburdell@cliffordheath @Johny28 @SmudgeTheInsultCat the bible is basically a rental car contract. If you read the fine print, it says “full or partial days count as full days.”
We all know you didn’t keep that Hyundai Elantra for even 48 hours, but a contract is a contract is a contract.
@gpburdell @cliffordheath @SmudgeTheInsultCat
Yes. And things don't mean what they mean. A day and a thousand years are interchangeable.
Yes. And things don't mean what they mean. A day and a thousand years are interchangeable.
Ecomate@SmudgeTheInsultCat which i.a. resulted in:
The Crusades (1095-1291): A series of religious wars between Christians and Muslims over control of holy sites.
Thirty Years’ War (1618-1648): Started as a religious conflict between Catholic and Protestant states in the Holy Roman Empire.
Lebanese Civil War (1975-1990): Sparked by tensions among Sunni, Shiite Muslims, and Christians.
So thx. a lot God & Jesus for the always clear guidance of your beloved children/toys.
rabbitsinatrenchcoat@SmudgeTheInsultCat perhaps the painkillers were expensive?
LR@SmudgeTheInsultCat sacrilicious!
Mr. Bruno 
@SmudgeTheInsultCat Not even a whole weekend.
zenkat@SmudgeTheInsultCat Sometimes I ask myself, "What would Jesus do?". Then I go hide in a cave for three days.
Alberto Cottica@SmudgeTheInsultCat well, it WAS a long weekend.
Killa Koala@SmudgeTheInsultCat He would've stayed dead but at the last minute he worried that he'd left the gas on.
Andy P@SmudgeTheInsultCat he allegedly got rewarded for it. If you promise me to make me king of everything for a bad weekend, sign me up. The bible is just bad fan fiction. edited because I need to fix it.
Probertd8@SmudgeTheInsultCat Mind you the idea that crucifixion is a doddle is probably greatly exaggerated!