This one features Graham Bond singing a song that's actually about him, though I'm not certain to what extent he was aware of it.
I mean, you probably won't find this on a jukebox, but those words... wow. By Pete Brown, I think.
Locked up in my fortress
I can't stop the crowds from passing sentence
On my state of undress
Be an entertainer
Slip it to them sly, they never notice
Lions eat the tamer