What kind of magical powers will the clothing that I Chang out to dry under the eclipse acquire?

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What kind of magical powers will the clothing that I hang out to dry under the eclipse acquire? - Lemmy.World

I figure some kind of camo: The T-Shirt of Darkness

Cloak of the fiery black hole. Wearer is immune to spicy foods and their after effects. Also wearer makes no noise and takes no pain from butt stuff.

No noise and takes no pain from butt stuff

The noise you make is the best part, though