Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*

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Thousands of years ago *smoke machine activates* - Lemmy.World

I feel personally attacked.

Then get your prostate checked you old fuck.

(i need to as well tho)

Like medically or just for funsies?
First one then t’other.
Once you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.