UltragigagiganticThousands of years ago *smoke machine activates*
VectorI feel personally attacked.
EdibleFriendThen get your prostate checked you old fuck.
(i need to as well tho)
Like medically or just for funsies?
First one then t’other.
LillyPipOnce you’re old enough, there’s no difference. My doctor’s admin keeps calling me to schedule a colonoscopy, and we’ve been playing phone tag. That’s the closest I’ve come to foreplay in years.
I just learned from my doctor that you can poop in a cup and mail it off somewhere instead of getting the finger up the butt. Yay! Now I can procrastinate and not do something only mildly unpleasant instead of not doing something miserable.
Wait no shit?
(insert joke here but seriously)
Yeah. Basically, she said finger-up-butt is good for 10 years but poop-in-cup is good for only 3 years, and if they find indications of a problem in the cup-o-poop then you have to go get finger-up-butt anyway. Still worth it in my book.
Do I send it someplace in particular? Or just ‘to whom it may concern?’
Back in the '90s you could apparently send a letter to Michael Jordan by just addressing it “Michael Jordan” and nothing else. I think the poop cup works kind of the same.
Note that I am not telling you to mail your poop to Michael Jordan.
This is why they should put the warning at the beginning of the spell.
I have this haircut still.
Dude I kept up the style LONG after it was no longer the style of the time. I put so many lives in danger driving my Volvo station wagon 75mph flipping through all of my scratched cds in a massive booklet
SundrayCAN’T WAKE UP!
Wake me up inside!
Save me!
Call my name and save me from the dark!
blackluster117Still blows my mind that they’re a Christian rock band.
Sure you’re not thinking of P.O.D?
Look it up, Evanescence is a self-proclaimed Christian rock band.
They’re not explicitly a Christian rock group. Amy Lee and Ben Moody met as teens at a Christian youth camp, and Christian radio loved to play Bring Me to Life because they thought it referenced the resurrection.
Welp, my mistake. I remembered differently.
TSG_Asmodeus (he, him)You know, “Instead of a test, I took two to the chest” was definitely an eye-opening lyric for this Canadian to hear, Christian band or not.
Midnight WolfNot knowing this song, that line could be interpreted as a school shooting song. Does “Pumped Up Kicks” have some competition? And people say America has no identity.
It was most definitely a ‘school shooting song’, though it does add other elements to it.
P.O.D. - Youth of the Nation (Official Music Video) [HD]
cheeseburger
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆I still have 3 CD wallets like that one full of CDs, DVDs and PS1/2/Dreamcast games.
(des)mosthenesmine were in the visor
How dare you make me remember these things and realize how old I am!
I recall being told that CDs were bad to keep in cars because of the heat.
I always kept my CD wallet (a small one with 10 discs that I’d switch out every now and then) under the seat and never had a problem. Before I had that, I had a CD case that kept maybe 20 discs in their jewel cases that I kept behind the driver’s seat, and no issues there either (though that was MUCH harder to swap discs while on the road). I also had a visor holder that I later used in the motorhome with MP3 CDs (now I could take my whole collection!).
In the early 90s, I paid $300 for a very basic in dash Sony CD player with output for only two speakers. Somewhat early adopter tax.
I no longer have any device capable of playing or even reading CDs, but I still have mine on the wall as if I built a shrine to how much of an old fuck I am 😄
I still have mine at my parent’s house. Probably a mix of music and PS2 games.
Music and PC games in my case, pun intended 😁
That’s the original Fallout from 1997 near the bottom 😁
WeirdGoesProRip, upload, seed forever. It’s the only way to repent.
R’amen!
I actively use mine at work.
Your wall? Yeah, those are really handy for keeping the rain out of your keyboard 😉
I work in an area that doesn’t allow phones or anything.
Would that happen to be a numbered area? Perhaps one in Nevada with a number larger than 50? 😉
I wish. Nowhere near that cool.
Recently I went and bought a vinyl, cd, cassette player. I busted the cd wallet out of the closet and bought a bunch of cassettes and vinyls at the flea market. It makes listening to music more of an experience, instead of just background noise on my phone
Hey your “Body Count” case is upside-down.
Yup!
So’s my Ultima Online: The Second Age case, Beatles - 1, Frank Zappa - Over-nite Sensation, my Jesus Christ Superstar (movie version) soundtrack and my promotional CD from a local disco band called Boogieknights I stumbled (in more than one sense of the word) on during a pubcrawl many years ago 😁
v_krishnaIs that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Hmmm no foolin’?
ExcrubulentI recently got a second hand DVD with a Wii game on it, and for the first time in many years I found myself wiping down a disc with a microfibre cloth. I actually cleaned it like 4 or 5 times before I stopped getting errors, which makes me wonder if there were discs from the 90s that I could’ve saved that way. I never realised it might take that many tries.
Did that song from Ghost start playing while you did it?
Righteous Brothers | Unchained Melody [From the Movie Ghost]
Burnable CD/DVD from the 2010’s are reaching the end of their lifetime already.
Not mine
Just the other day, I wanted to take off my hoodie and tie it around my waist. Then I realized I could literally talk about the 90s like “I tied my hoodie around my waist, which was the style at the time”.
Boomer Humor DoomergodIn my version of the 90s it was a flannel shirt tied around my waist
It’s so convenient, I don’t understand why it ever went out of style
I did it at a baseball game on Saturday. Wore it when it got chilly. Put it around my waist when got warmer. Success.
I miss wearing short-sleeved graphic tees over long-sleeved white tees. Everybody reminisces about the '90s flannel shirts but I feel the dual tees thing was more representative.
Short sleeve graphic tee over a long sleeve white tee, Jnco jeans, a big ass wallet chain, and some wrap around the back Sony headphones for the diskman in my Jean pockets. I was preeeeety cool.
Dozzi92I drew all over my CD wallet with a white out pen. Because that’s what you did with things that were made of that binder material.
The only thing that makes me feel old here is that I don’t think anyone remembers what the title of this post is referencing, the war of Man vs. Machine…
samus12345Reminds me of when I was going through stuff in storage years ago and found my box of music and game CDs. I realized I could just download anything I wanted from that box and tossed them. Felt like a waste, but I didn’t want to deal with finding someone who might actually want them.
Literal Roman DVD goddess.