💥🌈👀 Are you ready? 👀🌈💥
IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL MASTODON #PledgeDrive
You already know how wonderful the Fediverse is. And it's all because of the place YOU made it!
❤️ Its time to show your love by showing your support ❤️
We'll be highlighting the servers that make the Fediverse special as well as how to donate to them.
Let's get as many eyes on this as we can
🚀 Please like and share. 🚀
Add #PledgeDrive to your posts today...
Reach out to your favorite profiles and ask them to join in
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IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL MASTODON #PledgeDrive
"When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that John Mastodon carried you."
I always imagined running Mastodon to be something like the worst parts of retail, food service and an office job mixed with about 25mL of thanks per year.
Show @Gargron and crew some some love.
Donate here: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon/posts
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IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL MASTODON #PledgeDrive
Did you know that @stux
has a bite strength of 1,800psi?
That's the same as a Hippopotamus!
Poor Stuxy, going through retainers just grinding those teeth to oblivion worrying about how to keep the server running.
We can help!
Let's keep Stuxy stocked with titanium retainers and alleviate that stress with DONATIONS!
You can donate here:
https://www.patreon.com/mstdn
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/stuxOS
https://mstdn.social/about
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😎 I heard the cool kids hang out on Universeodon 😎
@wild1145 is probably the reason.
The reason the fanny pack came back into fashion? Them. The reason bell bottoms, jelly bracelets and Hypercolor have not? also them.
Show them your love by donating here:
https://ko-fi.com/mastodonappuk
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Canada is known for many things.
One of the best movies of all time, "Strange Brew" and maple syrup.
Canada is known for two things.
But! One of the coolest servers is there, too!
AND 👀 Until Monday at 3 PM MDT the fine folks at @cira are matching donations up to $2000, and 2x on new recurring donations 👀
You can show your support here, say hi to @chad https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=TUYC2QUKR2HQS
https://shop.mstdn.ca
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@Whiskeyomega has a wholesome and positive server!
You know Flexi, I'm so [redacted] wholesome and [redacted] that [redacted]! So head the [redacted] over and donate 
Donate hard, just like the way I [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] your mom last night!
Donate here: https://ko-fi.com/cupofteasocial
Here's another wholesome kitty video...
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@jerry can run up to 72.76. Faster than some horses! You know what else Jerry runs? infosec.exchange
Please support Jerry and his fine work!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/infosecexchange
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/infosecexchange
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As they say in certain areas as a ' city saying ' when online 🏄🤙
But with Hedy Lamar on your side and a fully charged 🔋 you can be MOBILE and Productive as they like to synergisticly propose... *advertising montage of Jerry* ... With Solutions...But... on the go! 😆😋
Before you ask, the answer is yes, I do have that t-shirt.
Best I can do rn, based on existing science research that I found Flexi.👇 💪😺
Nice. 4pt landing 🏇🥳😂🤣
Somehow I knew the mother of all wifi could... Ride a 🐎🤏😆🙋♂️
That's good equestrian Flexi. Impressive control. Perfect form.
No notes. 🚫📝🐴
flexghost.
Jerry 🦙💝🦙
@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differently