Riker Googlingcan't turn off yellow alert
Dr Ro Smith@RikerGoogling that's called anxiety.
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@RikerGoogling there's a small hole near the command terminal and you need to insert a... no, sir, I don't think it can be used as a "sex thing"
Michael Tomasek@RikerGoogling Firmware update from last week introduced a bug where yellow alert cannot be disabled when photon torpedoes are not armed and disarmed.
Krystian Majewski@RikerGoogling google yellow alert on vibration
famousringo@RikerGoogling that’s just life in the harambe timeline.
Poss@RikerGoogling It does mean changing the bulb.
Custard Smingleigh@RikerGoogling
How many times...
Trying to set the ship to "sexy alert" crashes the alert handler and locks it in yellow alert until the error is cleared by an authorized technician at an authorized Spacedock.