Sorry to neg on anything, but the #Northman is the worst kind of pajamajaculator.

I am predisposed to love movies involving #Vikings, but #TheNorthman is absolute dogshit.

The script is fucking absurd and cannot be saved by Ethan Hawke growling, roaring, screaming, whispering or squeaking his lines.

Plot-wise, it's a bog-standard "oh you killed my dad and fucked my mum" revenge fantasy, which is basically #Hamlet so fuck you.

Everyone involved should die of shame.

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