@nixCraft and the sad part is that's all true...

@nixCraft Installs a brewery, declares free drinks, but 3 out of 10 guests also need to drink the beer out of specialised glasses, and another one simply cannot taste anything.

@nixCraft xz enters the bar.

@nixCraft And the linux user will also explain the 30 different ways to build the brewery...

@nixCraft Somebody tries to get a beer from the free brewery. They immediately get food poisoning and have to go to the hospital, they never checked if their body hardware was compatible. The issue is so obscure that nobody at the hospital can help. After countless hours of digging on obscure internet forums, it turns out there's an antidote, but it must be made from a fruit that only grows in Malaysian forests. It turns out the antidote doesn't actually work. After a few more attempts, it's discovered that the fruit must be harvested in june; the only other person who ever had this problem before actually tried it in june, so they were fine and they didn't know it was a requirement.

@nixCraft as usual, the best jokes are in the comments :D

@nixCraft
"I drink Arch, BTW."

@nixCraft An a drunkard in the corner interjects to force you to call it GNU/Brew.

@nixCraft As you savor that Linux homebrew, there is a cute SCO girl in the corner winking at you. She seems nice.

@nixCraft Then a second #Linux user comes along, decides that the free drinks are not quite right and the brewery in the corner was not installed correctly. So another brewery appears in the opposite corner...

@nixCraft Only problem is you gotta get your binary bits (let’s say, water) from the well down the road, pump it by hand, and then it doesn’t work.