Maven (famous)Well?? Does it??
BluesFMaybe?
Can you repeat the question
You’re not the boss of me, now
You’re not the boss of me, now
And you’re not so big
berkeleyblueLife is unfair
Now sing it while getting railed
DocMcStuffinYou can try it and find out.
R u a grill?
If so, charcoal or propane?
Damn it Bobby. That boy ain’t right
WIZARD POPE💫Charcoal supremacy. Fuck of with that propane bullshit. That aint a real grill
blotzFuck around and find out
jballsThat’s my favorite line from White Lotus
Only half the time.
Exactly - it’s more clear looking at it the other way around: shitting doesn’t feel like reverse anal.
Bunnylux
BetchKinda?
I love how every commenter has a different answer to the question
And every single one of those is accurate
I think “Only half the time.” is actually the correct answer here.
No clearly the answer is “kinda” it justifies everything.
The answer has a spread wider than those cheeks are going to be.
It has happened again
Meta.
BaŝtoWe need polls
Occasionally
Qkall
empireOfLove2Only if you’re doing it wrong
When he pulls out it definitely feels like you’re shitting the bed though
How do you avoid following through?
Make sure poop isn’t home before you play in their house.
yeah uh you just don’t have poop up there in the first place.
as long as you don’t feel like you need to shit before you start it’s probably fine. or you can douche it out.
Thats my secret - I always need to shit
It absolutely does. At least the first time.
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆Kinda? It’s not exactly like that, but close enough. You can always stick something up there and get a feel for it yourself, ya know.
Edit: So I can’t stop thinking about this and had to come back to this post: Does it feel different for a woman? Like, they don’t have prostates, so would anal not feel as good? Or is the G-spot/skenes (whatever that raspberry feeling chunk of nerves inside the vagina is called) situated such that it’s more or less the same? 🤔
I’m not opposed to the idea but it doesn’t seem like the kind of thing you can just try one time. Isn’t there some kind of preparation phase to be able to handle …“stuff”?
Pretend you’re in high school again and just use spit
Idk what you mean, in high school my spit jar was barely half full. Now I have enough saved up to do whatever I want, but only because I didn’t waste it early.
MinnesotaGoddamWe didn’t all play trombone graphy
Do you need oreparation to poop? Your ass is stretchy.
I Cast FistI think the whole prepping is to avoid surprise pooping
I was convinced oreparation is a real word longer than I would admit.
The two most important things, are
A good wash, and optionally a little bit of douching (extra fancy guide) if you want to push it
Lube. However much you think you need, more than that. Simple oils can work fine. Soap is horrible. Store bought water lube is best.
For 2. spend the time and do a “spot” test similar to laundry detergents. Some lubes can be very irritating and burn (usually the really cheap ones). It can be somewhat confusing because both the physical stretch and substance irritation feel like a burning sensation.
I personally prefer silicone-based lube for back door play. Lasts a LOT longer, doesn’t get sticky (can get dry, but nowhere near as quickly as water-based, in which case, just apply more lube,) and the overall glide just feels better imo. Clean-up is a little bit more intensive. Just a light scrub with soap and warm water, instead of a quick rinse or wipe. Toy play is a good warm-up. Just make sure your toy is specifically compatible with silicone-based lube or else you risk major problems.
That’s cool, but it’s a pretty advanced recommendation (at least where I live, stores don’t stock it, so it’s a little bit more of an investment).
Helping someone new to all this, by making it easy for them to start, is what I would have wanted to have someone do when I was staying out 😅
Friendly reminder to make sure whatever you’ree sticking up there has a flared base so you don’t end up with an embarrassing A&E visit.
the_grass_trainerI don’t care for the A&E channel, so hopefully they have something else when i arrive.
Or you could find yourself freaking out at 7am with your arm up your ass all the way to the elbow trying to grab that cute heart shaped buttplug that was way too small and somehow just kept crawling further and further up your ass while just praying you won’t have to go to the ER.
Use a cucumber. That way if it’s gets stuck and you have to go to the ER, you can just be like “I must have forgotten to chew 🤷🏻♂️”
Or a banana because if you peeled it it would be just fine, and if you didn’t, you could just pull the peal out and then it would be totally fine.
My garden doesn’t grow any flared cucumbers, but I know a cucumber scientist/engineer (no, really) so I’ll get back to you in 3 to 5 generations.
Without a base… Without a trace… Thank you jjgo!
Getting August started early this year I see
Whatever. I saw a video of a guy sat on a mason jar one time and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED… Or that’s how I remember it anyway.
AnUnusualRelicAh, the edited version.
Rob T FireflyFor when it’s on broadcast TV.
Fun fact I like to bring up every time I see this referenced: He started with coke bottles in his bathtub, he continues his glass in ass activities after he healed up, and his wife is very supportive. Read an interview with him back in the good ol’ days of bestgore yore.
Well now I want to read an interview with his wife. I think I actually have MORE questions for her than him.