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I am the Anti-Rust programmer, I will call other code in Rust.

https://lemmy.world/post/13219017

I am the Anti-Rust programmer, I will call other code in Rust. - Lemmy.World

I am the Anti-Rust programmer, I will call other code in Rust. I will call other code in Rust because it is coding is hard. As I am the Anti-Rust programmer, I will keep writing rust until my computer breaks, I will not use proper coding practices. Because I am the Anti-Rust programmer, my computer will be unstable and crash. I will come to you when you are sleeping, and include random malloc(s) in your code. If I find javascript on your computer, I will use implicit type conversion. Do not try to stop me, if you try to stop me, I will do it anyways. I am the Anti-Rust programmer. If you program in javascript. You will be fine :). You will be sleeping as I rewrite your computer. You will not notice me as I am the Anti-Rust programmer. I am slow, but I will make your computer slower. I understand your computer, as it doesn’t understand me. After I rewrite your computer, you will hate your computer. You will hate your computer because it is unstable and crashes. I will do the same to all computers because I am the anti-rust programmer. I will not stop at your computer. I will rewrite the world because I can. Your brain is written using good programming practices. If your brain is written using good programming practices, you will hate what I do. I will rewrite your brain. You cannot stop me from linking different languages together, as I am the anti rust programmer. After I rewrite you, you will enjoy constant memory leaks. You will forget everything all the time. I am the anti rust programmer. I will rewrite the world. I will rewrite quantum mechanics because I can. I will not tell you all my plans before I rewrite you. It is because you are perfectly normal and will hate my changes. I am the anti rust programmer. You will forget me because you are full of memory leaks.

Thanks for the advice!

https://lemmy.world/post/13125217

Thanks for the advice! - Lemmy.World

Took y’all’s advice to heart and it’s looks like it’s working well! [https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ec025fe2-0776-4fcc-8653-f6a161564a13.jpeg]

Why does my bread do this?

https://lemmy.world/post/12889983

Why does my bread do this? - Lemmy.World

[https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6ff377a1-e74e-4cc2-81a1-cd7b7a6935a2.jpeg] [https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/29ee514a-9763-452d-a1e0-19ec095c7054.jpeg] Not my best bread ever but this is pretty normal issue. I totally over proofed it because I fell asleep during the proof xD

Distro hopping choice paralysis

https://lemmy.world/post/12878565

PSD is not my favourite file format.

https://lemmy.world/post/11033609

PSD is not my favourite file format. - Lemmy.World

// At this point, I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about the Adobe PSD // PSD is not a good format. PSD is not even a bad format. Calling it such would be an // insult to other bad formats, such as PCX or JPEG. No, PSD is an abysmal format. Having // worked on this code for several weeks now, my hate for PSD has grown to a raging fire // that burns with the fierce passion of a million suns. // If there are two different ways of doing something, PSD will do both, in different // places. It will then make up three more ways no sane human would think of, and do those // too. PSD makes inconsistency an art form. Why, for instance, did it suddenly decide // that *these* particular chunks should be aligned to four bytes, and that this alignement // should *not* be included in the size? Other chunks in other places are either unaligned, // or aligned with the alignment included in the size. Here, though, it is not included. // Either one of these three behaviours would be fine. A sane format would pick one. PSD, // of course, uses all three, and more. // Trying to get data out of a PSD file is like trying to find something in the attic of // your eccentric old uncle who died in a freak freshwater shark attack on his 58th // birthday. That last detail may not be important for the purposes of the simile, but // at this point I am spending a lot of time imagining amusing fates for the people // responsible for this Rube Goldberg of a file format. // Earlier, I tried to get a hold of the latest specs for the PSD file format. To do this, // I had to apply to them for permission to apply to them to have them consider sending // me this sacred tome. This would have involved faxing them a copy of some document or // other, probably signed in blood. I can only imagine that they make this process so // difficult because they are intensely ashamed of having created this abomination. I // was naturally not gullible enough to go through with this procedure, but if I had done // so, I would have printed out every single page of the spec, and set them all on fire. // Were it within my power, I would gather every single copy of those specs, and launch // them on a spaceship directly into the sun. // // PSD is not my favourite file format.

Looking for advice buying a coffee grinder

https://lemmy.world/post/10986858

Looking for advice buying a coffee grinder - Lemmy.World

I mainly want to get a coffee grinder because beans have a longer shelf life and are cheaper. If I also get better coffee, that’s a bonus! (Basically, I’m not looking for a premium option) What is something I should pay attention to when buying a grinder. I see people mention “flat burr” grinders all the time. Is that something important? A few years ago I bought a cheap terrible manual coffee grinder off Amazon. It took 5-10mins to grind my coffee. The grounds where too course and my hands hurt. Is the experience better with higher quality grinders? At the moment, I’m not a huge fan of manual grinders because of this experience and am leaning towards buying an electrical one.

Stop Using Floats - Lemmy.World

Support boost without google play.

https://lemmy.world/post/9859790

Support boost without google play. - Lemmy.World

Is there a way to directly support boost without going through Google play? If not, that’s okay as well.

Oh god so many notifications. My inbox is flooded. I only expected like 20 replies Lol